Steve Job Special

When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.

Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!

by NickTheMacedonian November 27, 2024

paw job

A term typically used by furries; In relation to a paw fetish, it is the act of an anthropomorphic animal jerking someone off using their hind paws.

"Yo, this big ass wolf just gave me a paw job, I think I'm on drugs."

by Stylx December 20, 2023

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 04, 2024

Job

Something that Tim doesn’t have

Tim doesn’t read English well so he can’t get a job.

by Hello_Drk July 20, 2018

Grump Job

A blow job performed with Game Grumps playing in the background instead of Netflix.

I gave my boyfriend the hottest Grump job during the Wind Waker let’s play last night

by Pink Rival December 12, 2018

Jobs-on

Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.

Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....

"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"

by damaxta November 29, 2011

Steve Jobs

The founder of Apple. He died tragically of ligma.

“It’s so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma.”
“Who the hell is Steve Jobs?”

by outer spec February 29, 2024