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Ham Handed

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.
I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.
by I made the man December 13, 2024
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Hand Pusher

A guy who puts a girls hand on his dick to forcibly initiate a handjob or sucky sucky.
I thought we were having a good night i was going to give him head until i found out he was a hand pusher when he shoved my hand on his dick
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Fuzzy Hand Brake

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.
I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.
by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019
mugGet the Fuzzy Hand Brakemug.

rhythm hand

the hand used as a metronome when there is not one around. Used mostly by rap artists
I keep my flow steady with my rhythm hand
by Nasty Ho March 20, 2011
mugGet the rhythm handmug.

hands up don't nuke

What you say when POTUS threatens to drop nukes on a revolution.
"You need a nuke to take on the US government"
"Hands up don't nuke!"
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Grave hand

That random hand you have when you cuddle your significant other, that just sticks out looking like a zombie coming from the grave.
When I cuddle my girlfriend I get grave hand.
by Mr. Beastly September 6, 2016
mugGet the Grave handmug.

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