Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

oceanman with a fish at hand

a dude named oceanman who always has a fish (like salmon)

person a: ayo bro u see oceanman with a fish at hand ???

person b: yeah man, that was a mighty fish

person a: fr man

by srahtonin May 4, 2022

Baby hands

the most annoying person you will ever meet

behr: yeah i hate nate "Baby Hands" Youmans.
jack: yeah everyone does dingle berry

by Coolman_on_the_internet69_420 May 5, 2022

hand pics

if you take hand pics you are one fineee mf

he sent me a hand pics he’s so cute

by fax025146 May 7, 2022

rock hands

rock hands means you are deeply in love with me

“i use the rock hands because i am deeply in love with you”

by plant_die May 8, 2022

rock n roll hand gesture

used to say idgaf what you think bitch

“ yo idgaf *throws up hand gesture* 🤟🏼“

rock n roll hand gesture

by hoggingyomama May 12, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap

Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?

by SwingingDick69 May 12, 2022