Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

by ilikemyquesodrippybruh November 28, 2024

(1) A man who likes the attention from other men.
(2) a man whom women expect to give them attention when they are alone and need company especially to compliment them excessively and critique their fashion downfalls and give them advice.
(3) a man that can be their best friend without his sexual attraction toward you, yet secretly crush on them for the chase value.
(2) a man whom women expect to give them attention when they are alone and need company especially to compliment them excessively and critique their fashion downfalls and give them advice.
(3) a man that can be their best friend without his sexual attraction toward you, yet secretly crush on them for the chase value.
Omg! There’s a gay guy! I’m gunna go talk to him for fashion advice, a best friend, and he will make me look desired in public.
by Beau Marcus March 4, 2021

by HiHoMF April 1, 2023

Being the most an athletic guy in elementary school or something meant that you were one of the popular boys, and every other guy wants to be you friend.
Did you see Chad do a 1 mile sprint? - Sam
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield
by EpixxPerson March 19, 2022

by DifferentDead December 1, 2016
