God

And God is a guy taking credit for something he didn't do...

Some guy "Hey man, you ever wonder who made everything?"

Some other guy "Uuuum-I did that... Yep... I did that waaaaaaaay back in the day. Before you were even a guy."

The first guy "Awshitnoway for real!?"

God "Yeah dawg... Yup... It was me."

Dawg "No fuckin way bro that is sick! That must have taken a long time."

God "Nah Dawg, that shit only took 7 days. Nah, 6 days. I took a nap the 7th day."

Dawg "Damn bro... That's nuts."

God "Right? Yeah, so I'm going to need you to burn down Sodom and Gomorrah."

Dawg "What?"

God "Yeah, I'm not about any of that shit. Go. Grab another guy. Go get Abraham and tell him we're going to burn down the city."

Dawg "Aw well shit man... I guess I'd better do that then..."

God "Yeah I will burn your soul forever if you don't!"

Dawg "Oho! Man, ouch! Doesn't sound fun. Alright... I'll tell Michael about the you making everything in 7 days shit though. You're a dope guy man. Thanks for all the stuff."

God "Yeah, we'll kill the canaanites next. Oh, and this is my son Jesus and he's better than everyone forever."

Dawg "Aw cool, bye Jesus!" *Walks away*

by Hym Iam June 19, 2023

God

The most high blesses his people who do not neglect the 10 commandments.

1. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
Exodus 20:3

2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”
Exodus 20:4

3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
Exodus 20:7

4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.”
Exodus 20:8–10

5. “Honour thy father and thy mother.”
Exodus 20:12

6. “Thou shalt not kill.”
Exodus 20:13

7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Exodus 20:14

8. “Thou shalt not steal.”
Exodus 20:15

9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
Exodus 20:16

10. “Thou shalt not covet.”
Exodus 20:17

by PJ2019 June 22, 2023

God

This cowardly concept of the mind and the world, befor technology it was reverse speech, now in moderndays its silent sounds like gangstalking and tinfoil hat stuff, believing in this christian go, opens the mind to subliminal under thethreshold guidance, through pretty anything that not above the threshold, bible talks about mrks and seals, its just about the first page and last page in reverse making subliminals like a third pesron narative of your life, but when you figure this out and the pschos and there father in law touching me cult, resort to binarual beat silent sound hypnosis, and there concept of god, anyone who hides them self and uses what not is a coward and a liar for the bi sexual bull of the american pig fuckers

god ain,t the name of the ruler of your life its something more time fucked up

by MyneOwedWoos June 24, 2023

Making god cry

Making god cry is a slang term referring to an individual that is ginger.

"man that guy is really making god cry"

by Chickenfucker37 June 27, 2023

God Flex

When a place, person, action, thought, visual or sound is just too incredible for words.

‘The logo drum in Amapiano is God Flex!’

‘Your face is God Flex,’

‘That view of the city is a God Flex,’

‘You 2 together is a God Flex,’

by Lu기 February 25, 2023

God-mother

A combination of motherfucker and goddamnit that is used when the most extreme annoyances occur or a sudden realization is made.

God-mother this traffic…it’s so slow.

by Mr.Rubber Duckeyson February 28, 2023

Fa nade god

The God of Nades in the Game Forward Assault is vqb. With his longus schlongus he just throws the nades directly in to the bundas of his Pub randoms. Hes known for having the best Nade spots and doesnt touch grass just to go into practice mode and try nade spots.

.ud fa nade god

by Prqne March 5, 2023