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E-Class Wagon

One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.
The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.
by henry1272838442 November 29, 2023
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e-lab

The female version of e-peen

e - meaning online
lab - short for labia

Unlike rl-labs (i.e. a real life labia), e-labs are 'flexed', brandished, whipped around, (or otherwise used) with unfailing regularity by women
By saying that all those players are nubs, she's just flexing her e-lab.
by jimjonez December 7, 2021
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E

(as a name) the hottest lad with the sexiest bod and the fattest dick
“hey have you talked to e?”
“yeah e’s cock was so big i tripped over it
by elover69 November 28, 2021
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Tallulah E L

She is awesome, fun, and funny as hell! She is badass and isn't afraid to be herself. She is amazing at acting and you can never tell if she likes you or hates you.... oh wait.... hold on I need to check something......
"Tallulah E L? As coooooool as a cucumber !"
by Rhiannon<3 January 1, 2018
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E

E!
by Sniperhypr Jon February 7, 2021
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Aia e

Aia e
Aia e?
Aia e!
by Zoltan119 November 3, 2020
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E-I-E-I-O

When you try to play a banjo for a 5-year-old farm boy and teach him his animals while keeping things interesting.
Old McDonald had a cow! E-I-E-I-O! And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O!
by programmin May 18, 2024
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