fish asf

Kanye West said owie owie owie my hand hurts dude stop owie owie owie
Wabt to date

i want a girl to “poo” on me and touch my balls (testicles) what the helll????? <——— fish asf reaction

by john quinnLOVER32 July 20, 2021

Fish

She is strong independent and career driven loves money and winning. She is obsessed with 3 guys that she won't share with anyone. She will kill you I you touch her man you don't fuck with this chick

Fish on Gotham must watch

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 1, 2020

A fine kettle of fish

an awkward state of affairs.

"when Carla was back in Rome, she found a fine kettle of fish"

by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025

queer fishing

the act of pretending you're gay because its "trendy". Usually, queer fishers pretend they're queer to get attention from the queer community, because they view it as "quirky", "interesting", or as mentioned, "trendy".

"Did you hear? ____ was queer fishing to get into ____'s sleepover!"

by gquia November 25, 2022

Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.

"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"

by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021

bitmoji fishing

When somebody’s bitmoji looks really hot but they snap you a picture of them and they ugly as hell

Robbie:I’m going to add this person because their bitmoji is really cute!
Layla: *sends a picture of herself to Robbie*
Robbie: omg Layla is bitmoji fishing because her bitmoji is cute but she’s not!

by fruityana_ November 6, 2021

spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it

I spit fished this floppy boy.

by Spitfisher May 3, 2018