When one takes a dump on a girls mouth followed by ejaculating on the eyes to give the effect of a sad circus character.
by The Sexual Janitor June 10, 2009
A day that is entirely taken up with necessary but mind-numbing administration, usually to clear the decks so you can get on with the stuff you're supposed to be doing.
"If I don't get this tax return done today, my head won't be clear enough to finish Ulysses. Time for a Brown Envelope Day." --James Joyce, Trieste, 1921.
by jim0203 April 04, 2010
The act of eating hash brownies out of a black females vagina and then pucking it onto her chest as she licks it up.
" dude i just did a chocolate hash brown to sheniqua"-bob
"ughh thats grows did she like it"-chance
" ya it was her idea"-bob
"ughh thats grows did she like it"-chance
" ya it was her idea"-bob
by Chance Blowers December 05, 2010
Brown Paper Bag is a trucker's term for an unmarked police cruiser commonly heard over the CB Radio. If there's a brown paper bag and he's drinking it, that means said cop has got somebody.
by Jay Dog September 29, 2005
by moofd April 24, 2011
by i forgot March 10, 2005
When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.
The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair
by ready-liver August 03, 2010