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Ginital

The Ginital is a new variation on a classic Gin Martini. It includes Gin, Vermouth, pickle and olive juice. A skewer with a pickle in between two olives will sit in the martini as well. The skewered garnishes must be in a formation that resembles a cock and balls in order to experience the full flavor of the Ginital.
Girl: I'm so thirsty lets go to the bar and get a drink. Can you buy me one?
Guy: I'll just make you something at home...how about I show you my Ginital?
Girl: EW
Guy: No, it is a great martini with Gin, Vermouth, and to top it all off, a pickle skewered between two olives.
Girl: Oh thats amazing! Please show me your Ginital!
by CockstailClothing May 31, 2022
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ginger

gingers. the bottom of the food chain, i suppose. where did they come from? nobody knows. except i, Master Ginger Orgy. You see, long ago, as the galaxies formed, a spectacle was seen, a small red flicker shooting off into the distance. Upon further inspection, it could be seen that this flicker began to evolve. Long, red strands of hair-like straw began to dance with space’s nonexistent winds. Over time, these strands isolated from each other, each taking on its own death mission to infiltrate humanity with ginger dickheads. A large clump of this hair was found in a solar system located 6900000000000000 light years away, scientists are looking into this further but are currently calling this Gingerus Orgyamus. Rest assured, a minuscule amount of hair travelled to our planet, Earth, where it germinated a small soul floating in endless terror. This soul was birthed by a forlorn mother who goes by the name Imogen Sheeran. This hair infected her through the womb, making her hair a reddish/strawberry blonde colour. The child that popped out her pussy was found to be containing the soul in which had been germinated. This man was… Ed Sheeran.
Ed Sheeran: I’m in love with the shape of you, i’m gonna make society ginger too.
by JustYourLocalDruggie June 2, 2022
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Ginny

Ginnys are always stunning and and radiate an energy that attracts everyone to her. will make anyone and everyone feel special They are pure hearted and always seek to make the world a better place. Ginnys are very clingy and need constant attention and cuddles they make you feel very loved and cared for. A ride or die bitch will be as loyal as they come. If you cross her you will die. They will put you in your place though and call you out if your being wack. She is really social and will always be a great time at a party.
Person 1: Yoooooo is that Ginny
Person 2:Yea I can't believe she's here
Person 1: were so lucky she looking fire broooo
by chitchat666 June 5, 2022
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Ginger Ale

Ginger Ale is a cheaper version of Sprite.
Man: hey pass me a sprite.
other man: ok, *passes ginger ale*
Man:hey!, this isn’t a sprite
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Ginger Ginger

That set was ginger ginger
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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Ginger

A race of humans who, instead of descending from apes, descended from orangutans. This is believed to have happened in Ireland about 200.000 years ago. Since then they have attempted to concur the rest of the British Isles, but to no avail.
If you are Irish, you must be a Ginger
by VillagerNo16 June 9, 2022
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Gino Karthan

Gino Karthan is the goat.
by Gino Karthan June 11, 2022
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