poop

A thing you digest, after having dinner / lunch / breakfast. Then you go to the bathroom, and take it out and be relaxed.
(shit is the same word, different way to say it)

Me: "Wait, I gotta take fat shit/ poop."
You: "......."

by https.//ww.yourmom.com March 26, 2022

Poop

P eople
O rder
O ur
P atties

Squidward: may I take your order
Patrick: uhhhuhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhh
TWENTY MINUTES LATER
Narrator: Psst Squidward. Remember poop!
Squidward: Oh yeah! Patrick try a Krabby Patty!
Partick: *gasp* okay!
Squidward: and what size meal would you like?
Patrick: uhhhhhh...
Squidward: oh no

by AppleDANISH March 29, 2022

Poop Moment

When you have to vigorously take a shit, but your in math class and the material is too important to leave so you end up leaving a shit stain in your khaki pants. Literally looks like booty sweat or as if you spilled steaming shit flavored coffee near your rectum.

Hey Ryan, we have a test tomorrow and I have to use the bathroom, what a poop moment!

by anonymous November 2, 2021

Pierceland Poop Canoe

A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.

‘yo is that k****n?’
‘i hear he likes to do the pierceland poop canoe!!’

by Bigdikpronstar666 November 2, 2021

Poop

The stuff that comes out that ass of yours, could make you bleed Internly

The boss pooped all over his office and bles

by Retroyz November 4, 2021

Poop

Literally what all kids find funny and give insults about people with.

Poop ඞ

by anonymous November 5, 2021

Poop

Poop is the same shit that amogus

Michael: dude i like drinking your piss
Jake: dude stop just stop
Michel: no lol
Jake: *reads dipper goes to taco bell*

fuck i wrote the example in the definition
my brain is poop

by skippythetoiletfan November 6, 2021