5 inch penis

Someone who exaggerates there penis size, when they are below 5'2

Guys I'm not small, I have a 5 inch penis.

by snakles__530 January 16, 2017

Kung Pow Penis

Kung pow penis is a entity or a person or whatever you want it to be whatever it is it’s with infinite knowledge and it’s also a ultimate superior supreme religion.

Ching Chong:Yo have you heard of my religion.
Bing Bong:No I haven’t what is it.
Ching Chong:It’s Kung pow Penis

Bing Bong:So what type of religion is Kung Pow Penis.
Ching Chong:It is the ultimate superior supreme religion.
Bing Bong: *Dies*

by Kung Pow Penis August 11, 2018

super slam penis

When you have just completed the act of Slammin, or injecting drugs through an IV, straight into your dick. It does not exactly feel comfortable, but a very small amount of people do it anyways. The super part indicates that someone has to be really ballsy to do something of this caliber.

A: You should try it B.... life feels like an entirely different world once you've done super slam penis.
B: Really? I dunno, it just looks to painful. I'll consider it some other time.

by sirdraxTM November 29, 2016

penis cock dick

When there is no more swear words to define a shit head

YOU LITTLE PENIS COCK DICK

by ???????!??? November 3, 2017

Holy turtle penis

When you are extemely surprised, just like OMFG

something like:

TWO GUYS PLAYIONG A VIDEOGAME
A:HEY, YOU
INCREDIBLE MOVE*

B: HOLY TURTLE PENIS!

by stevewolf May 11, 2012

Flying penis attack

Where some guys take a small radio controlled helicopter and put a plastic penis on it or make it look like a penis and then fly it around and/or into some one.
It is sometimes done to someone making a speech that they don't like.
This is sometimes done by those in the porn scene movement,underaged sex movement,teen sex movement , pedophile civil rights movement and neohippie movement ect.

Did you see that flying penis attack?

by Judge dredd7 June 17, 2011

Guacamole Nigga Penis

Guacamole Nigga Penis is one of the many retarded phrases used by the idiot children that reside in Glenridge Middle School. Guacamole Nigga Penis can only be said by those with the n-word pass.

Ardani: Guacamole Nigga Penis!
Thick Zane: Ardani please you haven't said anything but "Guacamole Nigga Penis" for the past two days. We're worried about you!

by That Scifi Nerd April 11, 2019