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When you bang someone in your car
Last night I had a one night stand. He drove up, parked on the street and I got into his car. I bent over between the car seats as he banged me... Now that's tasty street meat after the bar
by TreekoMietto May 31, 2025
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Meat puzzle

(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.

Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
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Dirty Meat

Is a person (Man or Woman) who willingly have unprotected sex with many partners without knowledge or care if thier partners have STDs, HIV or Aids.
I was at a anonumous sex party one hour ago and saw a Dirty Meat have unprotected anal sex with 70 different guys and 38 different guys the night before.
by DTCD April 7, 2023
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Irish meat sickel

An Irish woman's breakfast lunch and dinner when married or dating an Irishman
Yo Victoria come and get put this Irish meat sickel in your meat wallet please!
by Carrboy Experience April 16, 2023
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Meat Water

A bottle or metal thermos in which a vile concoction a meat sticks, water, burger, expired yogurt, saliva, bread, and any other table scraps on hand is brewing. It is necessary for meat water to be stored in a couch or other furniture item where unsuspecting victims will be present for its inevitable explosion.
"What's that atrocious smell?"
"Spencer made another batch of meat water!"
by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023
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