myspace man

A guy, usally around 17 that is a loner, a myspace man is known to have a large collection of fleshlights, a myspace man usally has a profile on myspace saying he is a 19 year old surfer in a band but be warned he is young and when protected by the internet he is mean but in person he will run and run fast

I heard zack flipped out on you? Yeah he did .. I told him to shut the fuck up on msn last night and he said he would beat me to death with a solid gold flesh light. I showed up and last I heard he was still under his moms bed. What a myspace man

by eric099 April 17, 2009

man decorating

the christmas decorations that are done by the men. such as moving of the christmas tree, setting up lights and rigging up santas nd reindeer and other such heavy things(most often done much before christmas). most often results in the woman of the house telling you that it looks horrible nd tells you to move it. you also have to take all of your man decorations down (very soon after christmas, when you may still be hungover from drinking on christmas, or drinking your well thought out christmas presents)

i am so sick of man decorating, one of the most pointless activities that takes up way too much time

by andrew rocks December 24, 2006

man luggage

When object of your affection is currently with another dude. Aka a trick ass mark who is with the fish you want to chip.

Man I want to ballz Jessica, she's gotta lose that man luggage "Ryan".

by Dr. Ian Super July 2, 2007

man-girdle

A vest worn by a slightly overweight man, generally without a coat, for the purpose of appearing slimmer; characterized by tight material horizontal to the buttons, and bulging material between them.

"Dude, that man-girdle's not fooling anybody!"

by shanek April 6, 2008

David's Man

Someone who is addicted to spitting sunflower seeds.
A true seeder.

I'm not just a seeder, I'm a David's Man!

by Brody Jennings June 9, 2008

Popscicle Man

A guy who drives a truck with poscicle pictures on the side that plays music and drives too fast for any kids to ever catch up with.

Did you see that popscicle man drive by?
No. He must have been driving too fast for me too see him.

by nickinoodles October 9, 2008

H MAN

To be the scariest person on earth. People respect your power, but cower in your rage.

To bear an extreme resemblance to HeMan.

Person #1 - Why are you running man?
Person #2 - Dude! I gotta put on my diapers, H Man cometh and I'm about to void, void, void my pants.

by JZMEL October 23, 2008