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bean burger juice

Beans and burgers blended and it’s the retard himself(morgz)’s favourite drink! (apart from his mums booby milk of course)
baldy: do you want some bean burger juice morgan?
morgan: yes daddy, i do.
by meecrowahvey December 31, 2020
mugGet the bean burger juicemug.

Shmuel Juice

A Viscous liquid, defined as a comforting mental flow to calm anxieties. Excreted overtime and could result in a mess if dried up.

The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.

When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!

Never attempt to Self operate
Jimmy: What's that on your shirt?

Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me

Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!
by TheOGtruthteller January 11, 2024
mugGet the Shmuel Juicemug.

Doodoo Juice

It should be illegal to have no bathrooms in a coffee shop. You're serving doodoo juice in there
by Doctor.Green July 6, 2025
mugGet the Doodoo Juicemug.

grams juice

An alcoholic mixed drink originally from Philadelphia consisting of 5-8 shots of Rain brand vodka and monster pacific punch
Dani: “we got liquor? I wanna pregame before the function

Alice: “yeah they’re making grams juice”
by Sl4ught3rr August 19, 2023
mugGet the grams juicemug.

SEO Juice

a word used to describe reasons to keep absolutely useless blogs and links around for "seo" purposes
a term used by someone who has no working knowledge of actual marketing techniques but rather thinks they sound smarter by using it
My name is Isbloc and I want to keep this old absolutely useless blog around for SEO juice
by amaloverit September 30, 2020
mugGet the SEO Juicemug.

Sock juice

Something that smells, tastes, and feels like shit
Guy 1:Bro ur cooking is sock juice
Guy 2:Wtf are u talking about
by nigerianmonkey69 May 17, 2025
mugGet the Sock juicemug.

if ya wanna drink a juice

Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton
by p01uyt September 5, 2024
mugGet the if ya wanna drink a juicemug.

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