blue scholar

Someone with a scholarly degree who still has to work a blue collar job.

We have degrees from Penn, yet here we are, working manual labor. Talk about being blue scholar exemplified.

by Wordsworthl3ss June 7, 2017

Blue Balls

A condition used by men to trick and bully girls into have sexual relations with them

Man: don’t stop or you’ll give me blue balls
Girl: I’m just uncomfortable with this

Man: NO YOU WILL GIVE ME BLUE BALLS AND I WILL HATE YOU!!

by Bi girl xoxo August 9, 2021

blue veined junket gun

British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes

an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.

"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

Black and Blue Syndrome

whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway
whenever you get bored you antagonize people

whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions

Yeah Michael, Hes got a bad case of black and blue syndrome, hes running around attacking people but tomorrow he'll be back at our door step.

by anonymous January 5, 2021

Roses are red and violets are blue

Pretty much any two lines can come after this, as long as the last word of the last line rhymes with "Blue." A few examples are...

Roses are red and violets are blue, Got kids in my basement and I'm coming for you!
Roses are red and violets are blue, Your mom is gay and so are you!
and the most common...
Roses are red and violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!

by IberExists2 February 11, 2022

Blue button

Pressing the blue button on messenger sending a picture of someone vaping to one of their parents when they’re not allowed to

Cole I swear I’m gonna press the blue button if you don’t climb out your window

by hudsonp.a January 21, 2025

Blue Cave

Alternate-reality purportedly experienced by some test subjects exposed to an alleged combination of Ketamine, Tobacco, MDMA, and Oxytocin experimented with by the CIA. Experiencers reported a range of similar perceptions such as: Cave was made of substance which pulsed between sapphire and turquoise in transparency and sometimes was reported to expand in size and beauty in response to the subjects’ confusion. Term also generically used to refer to high quality cannabis trips which are followed by prolonged episodes of sleep.

I don’t know where Raúl got that $4!@ the other night, but I got stuck in the blue cave and slept through my Earth Sciences midterm.

by Hemlox12 January 10, 2021