gods chopping block

i got splinters off gods chopping block
by wormxing October 16, 2010
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Thank God

Typically used in 2 different mannerist styles which can consist of thankful, or a sarcastic style.

Thankful : this tends to be a more religious action which is typically used by those in the Catholic/Christian faith and is often spoken amongst members when you are thankful that something happened; all is going well. This phrase is most typically used by Caucasian and Hispanic members

Sarcastic : this phrase when used in a sarcastic tone can be referred to as “thank god” which is a common analogy for the phrase “you need Jesus” and “find god” used by many Catholic community members. This word is predominantly found in African American/Hispanic households.
Ex.1 thank god that jimmy decided to let us host a party at his house

Ex.2 Jose : I think we should go get wasted

Abby : I don’t think so

Jose : I’ll do it with or without you

Abby : Thank God *cringes*
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Frysauce God

A religious Deity only known to be worshipped in the State of Utah, via the Brotherhood of the Frysauce, believed to be a branch of the Latter Day Saints.
"The Frysauce God is an important figure to the Citizens of Utah."
by Glawowow November 03, 2021
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The God Slayer

Iberian God of Sex and Flex.

He is known by his ability to flirt and fuck with everything. He tends to always Flex about his sexual Encounter.

IT can be used as an adjective.
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THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD

ITS AN AMAZING DIET PEPSI CAN THAT CARRIES THE FOOTBALL TEAM TO WINNING GAMES LMAO SO FUNNY #CANISLOVECANISLIFE
YOOOO THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD SAVES US AGAIN I LOVE YOU DADDY IM KIS YO ON DA LIPS UWU DADDY ILY
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God Stripper

A stripper who is a second hand caretaker to a child. Also known as kierra, also known as Kardi. A god stripper will teach your child the basic knowledge of stripping and how to make shmoney. okurt ? OKURT !
Him : wow. that girl has an amazing PPP !

Her : must be a god stripper named kardi !!
by Nsnsj November 20, 2018
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