helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

National Nut on your friend day

February 15 a Day where you nut on your friend

Hey kyle i heard you regret not participating in National nut on your friend day

by Stefan Slowinski April 18, 2020

Aint no two pretty best friends

True.

there aint no two pretty best friends

by Daddy Biden November 4, 2020

Bully your friend Alex day

Bully your friend named Alex on October the 30th

“Oh it’s October the 30th! It’s bully your friend Alex day!”

by I like ✨ Cheeze ✨ October 30, 2021

National Tease Your Friend Day

September 7th is national tease your friend day, you know what that means

You: "hey! It's september 7th"
Friend: "oh shit, really? That's National Tease Your Friend Day"

by Life.help101 September 5, 2021

national hug a short friend day

hug a short friend! make them feel loved. why not. give em a big ole tight hug

hey! it’s national hug a short friend day.
cool can i get a hug?!
sure you can buddy:)

by idkkk lol September 12, 2021

7 A's Is Better Than 7 Friends

A Term used by the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy in 2021 to describe an ongoing controversy that "Having better grades is far more important than having a social relationship with fellow students". This quote from a fellow administrative officer led fellow students to riot on campus, believing that having a social life far outweighs having a few B's on your report card. The following year, IMSA refuted this statement and explained how having 7 friends are far better than having 7 A's, which has now left the message infamous to the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy.

Uh... I feel so tired and exhausted from school... Well at least 7 A's is better than 7 friends.

by EvanGgggg January 15, 2023