e-mportant

Someone e-mportant is someone who only matters or is relevant on the internet. People who have a vlog for instance can be e-mportant. E-mportant information is also information that doesn't have any real value outside of the web.

- Farmville, despite being so annoying, became a very e-mportant part of the Facebook experience for many people, not that you had people talking about it at the water cooler.

- Tila Tequila thought she was very e-mportant because she had a million friends on MySpace... and then she went on MTV to remind us she was just a slut!

- OchoCinco is maybe the most e-mportant athlete on Twitter. There he's funny, in the NFL he's mostly a joke!

- Once you start dating or get engaged or get married, if you don't change your Facebook status in 24 hours, maybe your relationship isn't that e-mportant to you...

by el patron himself October 21, 2011

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e-twink

e-twink are dumb gays on the web

"omg did you heard about this e-twink??"
"have you heard about that e-twink lil huddy??"

by nova228 May 27, 2021

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by joe fat mama January 17, 2024

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B&E Kink

You're sexually aroused by a random stranger breaking into your home and practically taking advantage of you
.... consensually ofc 👀

Her: I have a B&E kink

Him: Leave your window cracked before you go to bed🤪

Him:**Climbs into her window at midnight**

Her:**Still up studying for an exam**

9-1-1 what's your emergency

by $PayNique15 July 28, 2022

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Cuck E Deez

something I just made up

Cuck E Deez

by CupFEC May 17, 2022

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E-strated

The almost daily frustration which comes from managing our e-tech which is supposed to free up time through efficiency and simplicity of device, app, program. Lol

Tyler was e-strated trying to bill group shipping after the latest changes due to an eBay update.

by Frank Id April 4, 2023

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