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Cum God

A Cum God, or sometimes referred to as a Cum Wizard, or Cum Magician, is a man who is really good at ejaculating.
Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”

Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.

Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.
by Odyion June 3, 2024
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lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.
Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.
by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021
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Got God (Him)?

Do you Got God?
Do you Got Him?
John 3:16 says God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son and who so ever believe in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. So do you Got God (Him)?
by Oweethea April 19, 2021
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God

God depicting a supernatural being from a religion or beliefs of sort. Some gods include:

Zeus, God (Christianity), Poseidon, and IONLYSPEAKTHETRUTH2.
Person 1: Hey dude did you ever look up gods on a list?
Person 2: Yeah, some are Zeus, God(Christianity), Poseidon, and IONLYSPEAKTHETRUTH2.
by ispeakonlythetruth2 May 24, 2021
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Good morning and God bless

(verb)
A "good morning and God bless" is the act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit in a bathroom.
"Do you want anything for breakfast?"
"No I already did a good morning and God bless."
also
"If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go take a good morning and God bless."
by gaycumguzzler69 May 31, 2018
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GOD

An Almighty being with no boundaries to His powers

Jehovah is God
by Lyricalbeast September 10, 2020
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the casserole god

the casserole god is a god, but it's not a god that you can search up, its a god that's on "tiktok" the name is @thecasserolegod and shes a complete god to me she is so good at tiktok and well is the best at drawing she drew a picture of one of her friends, and she did a hole "corpse party" thing so please go follow her on tiktok, but her real name is Cassie!! and this casserole is out
omg! did you see the the casserole gods last video, its so cool!
by casserole! April 28, 2020
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