throwing a penny down a hallway

when a girl's pussy is so loose from having sex so much it's like throwing a penny down a hallway

Damn shelly was a bad lay. It was like throwing a penny down a hallway

by Cherry Lime August 1, 2008

dick cookie touch down

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.

My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

by The Black Muffin Man November 13, 2013

Timmy fell down the well

A phrase used to describe the dissatisfaction a woman begins to feel during intercourse with a man who is under-endowed, as her perfectly fine vagina begins to feel cavernous because of his teeny-weeny.

I thought my first time having sex with Bill was gonna be great, but it was a total Timmy fell down the well. What a bummer.

by bad lady planet October 25, 2010

Michael down your Vincents

The act of Michaeling down one's Vincents

This January, it's time to Michael down your Vincents.

Hey babe, wanna come over and Michael down my Vincents?

by Klitch182 February 1, 2019

Skinning A Dingo Upside Down

Term for sex

We were skinning a dingo upside down until we raw.

by THe king of cunt November 9, 2009

Put Your Purse Down

a saying used to tell a man to put down his womenliness and let his testosterone conquer the large amount of estrogen that he has. in other words, man up and stop being such a wimp

Thomas: dude, im so scared that shes gonna reject me.
Michael: gosh thomas, put your purse down and go freakin ask her out.

Life would be ten times better if everyone would just put their purses down.

I feel like such a man since i put my purse down.

by band_nerd_15 February 20, 2011

heads down bum up

Get to working hard after spending all day procrastinating from your Advertising coursework

Yes I'm talking to you

My friend needs to get her heads down bum up with this uni work so she can get to a concert tomorrow

by motyak April 22, 2017