poo poo pee pee fart

Also known for being a commentary on society itself. It's counter part is "pee pee poo poo fart." Not only is poo poo pee pee fart a commentary on society but is a cause of discourse in the piss and shit community. The majority of people will say put the pee pee first, but the minority of people who put the poo poo first no longer wish to be silenced. An uproar is coming.

"I just had the largest poo poo pee pee fart session of my entire life!"

by thephilosophyguru February 1, 2021

tongue punch your fart box

Lick a girls anus.

You are amazing, I'm going to tongue punch your fart box later tonite.

by Sparty911 September 1, 2016

suck a fart from her ass

When you find a girl so attractive that you'd literally suck a fart from her ass.

She's so beautiful, I'd drink her bathwater and then suck a fart from her ass.

by Clutch in the hand March 16, 2020

Mel Gibson Road Warrior Fart

While running to take a shit, you fart a bunch of times because it is against your own will.

"Oh god, did Sampson already shit himself? It fucking smells..."
"Nah dude, he just let out a few Mel Gibson Road Warrior Farts."

by Kevincore. October 12, 2006

Suck the fart out of my ass

An insult used to tell the opposition to suck your ass

Jon: You're fucking stupid.
You: You can suck the fart out of my ass

by 3/5 Jesus March 24, 2021

fart tart whoosh cali-boosh

The act of farting and flailing your arms about so that others can induldge in its wonders.

Oh man...whats that smell?
Fart tart whoosh cali-boosh, douchealoosh

by Teegro May 12, 2008

DIJF? (or Did I just fart?)

DIJF?, Did I just fart?; A retorical question that often follows a room clearing event. Also a situation where the total unpopularity of a person might leave them with the notion that a stinker must be present.

Alternate applications may include;
DIJS-T?; Did I just shit?
DIJP-K?; Did I just puke?
DIJO-G?; Did I just orgasm?
DIJD-I?; Did I just die?
as the case may be...

Lee; Man, I was down at the town hall meeting and suddenly right in mid sentance, there's like, nobody listening. So I turn around and theres almost no one in the entire room.
Tony; Happens to me all the time. Right when I'm in the middle of a great rant, it's like solo-meo time.
Lee; So I'm wondering, Did I just fart?
Tony; Yeah well next time let one just for the satisfaction, get your DIJF? worth.

by the Toad March 1, 2011