National kiss day

To kiss the man you love

Girl1: Hey girl its national kiss day

Girl2: omg ima go kiss my boyfriend right now

by Mr get back May 1, 2024

National Suck Dick Day

Everyday! Call your boyfriend over!

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny

by I’m very honest March 29, 2020

National Pet Day

March 20th is national pet day, the day when you celebrate your pet

“Happy national pet day”

by National pet day May 20, 2024

National History Day

for some reason, history teachers love forcing their students to participate in a random wacky holiday and spend like half the year on their projects

"The creation of my National History Day project came to me in a dream. Better classified as a nightmare, really. After I woke up, I knew I had to do a website. The other project mediums seemed more haunting and daunting. The only thing that made sense to me, the only rational decision after such a nightmare, was to build a website on the most difficult project maker. After all, if I could build a website on that, it would truly prove myself a proper historian. Using the website builder, I clawed and begged and howled to the computer screen for weeks, until coherent words formed, and this project was born."

by nymphadora1404 February 16, 2024

National kiss day

On April 17 people have to hug for a long time or kiss 😘

National kiss day Do u wanna kiss or hug

by Gobble u up April 16, 2019

National Dj Dom Day

DJ Dom is from the great state of Georgia, and he entered the party world on April 23rd, 2021.

Me: Do you know what today is?
Other: What day is it?
Me: It’s national Dj Dom Day!
Other: Damn at least he’s still alive😂

by Mingsyaos April 23, 2022

national fake friends day

a day to post the fake friends in your life

“omg it’s national fake friends day” “finally i’ve needed to expose sarah lately”

by stepsisliv August 3, 2021