no why are your hands wet

A typical question someone asks when your hands have a moisture or liquid on them
No Why are your hands wet” “What do you mean” “Your hands are wet
by StreakZus Christ May 18, 2023
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Krispy Kreme Hands

Cum on your hands. rub it round. then air dry it.
Maverick ejaculated on his hand, then rubbed it around, then air dried it. Looks like a krispy kreme glazed donut = Krispy Kreme Hands
by BISHNI44A March 13, 2020
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The Sleepy Hand

When the man falls asleep and the woman uses his flaccid and feeble hand to pleasure herself. This is done to achieve the climax that he was sadly, unable to provide.
"How did it go with Blake?"
"It was absolute shit - he came so quick and then fell asleep immediately. I had no choice but the sleepy hand.....at least that worked."
by Duckworth's reason to live August 24, 2019
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Caesar Hands

The act of mistakingly typing gibberish words due to mistakingly placing your fingers a little too far left or right on your keyboard.
John: ...And that's why I dropped my dad's phone in the toilet.
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands
by grinc August 03, 2024
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Hand Cannoneering

The act of (re)loading ammunition as powerful (in the gun community: "hot") as possible. Then proceeding to fire such ammunition. Usually done with handguns, hence the "hand."

Derived from "Cannoneer", a dated term for operators of artillery. Also from the "Hand Cannon", the first true firearm invented in China around the 1300s.
John: I'm going to be hand cannoneering with my .50 AE Desert Eagle. Want to join?
Ian: No thanks, I really like being able to use my wrists.
by Dash71101 September 03, 2019
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the holy hand

If you been nice you get headpats by the holy hand
Cat: please! No more headpats!
The Holy Hand: *doesn't listen*
by Emberu Pemberu February 28, 2020
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