nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich

A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.

Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!

by eda-skip October 13, 2021

Cumbustion Cum Bubble Pussy Fart

See "Queef". It means the same damn thing.

You are a cumbustion cum bubble pussy fart.

by David Bailey November 30, 2005

Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer

A hariry guy that likes to guzzle cum and smell twats.

Hey man did you hear about that guy on the new?

-What guy?

The one about the Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer . . .

-O yahhhh! i heard about him.

by Bobby BiGGGER Dick August 4, 2009

Manipulating cum gargling whore bucket

A delightful young woman who engages in sex without multiple men without swallowing the semen keeping all the semen in her mouth.

My mother that manipulating cum gargling whore bucket went on vacation to Mexico to get gangbanged by a group of philipino circus midgets.

by oliver stiff November 16, 2010

Air Force Cadet Cum Diet

The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.

When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!

by USAF Cadet July 7, 2021

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

by Squam King December 20, 2008

don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.

Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*

by cumsquad January 8, 2023