top tier cunt

Someone with all the stuff you want, lording it around it around like a cunt… but a top tier one.

Chris owns an air fryer, a pizza oven and has a Gousto subscription. Chris is a top tier cunt.

by Elverskuld January 14, 2023

roaring thunder cunt

The worst of the worst bitchy cunts!

"Isn't that Maddow chick a roaring thunder cunt!"

by Janky Liberal June 4, 2014

stupid ass cunt

A dumb ass person that annoys you with every last drop of annoyance they have and they need to shut the fuck up

Omg shut up you stupid ass cunt!

by SmartAss25826 January 11, 2018

Cunt hair coffee

The act of performing oral sex in the morning

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold

by Z_bass May 24, 2017

easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.

Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

Cunt Face Hag

Term used for a fellow employee who just shit on your day.

Wow, Michelle just called her a Cunt Face Hag. Because she didn't know she was suppose to bring in the tables.

by Davis P March 13, 2014

Bitch to the power of cunt

When someone, usually a girl, is so despicable as a human being, that they cannot just be considered as "bitch" or a "cunt;" they must be a bitch to the exponent of "cunt" to describe how incredibly awful said person is.

Boss: I cut your wages again, and I will also expect you to come in on Saturdays. You had done nothing wrong, I just needed to feel better about myself.

Employee: You are a total bitch to the power of cunt.

by Ellipzocore April 9, 2013