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Black box warrior (p1)

Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
to get this published, I have to add the name, but they also wouldnt let me add all the elyrics so this is just a part 1! anyways, here's the enamel that this site wanted : Black box warrior (p1)
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Bento box

The grill or teeth and jaw area
Man this dude got his whole Bento box knocked out his mouth
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box

a word used by caribbean parents when they are going to punch or slap you
my mother told me if i dont take the chicken out the freezer she go box me down.
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treasure box

an underrated music artist you want to share yet keep to yourself
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clag box

Old bomb of a car or poor quality vehicle
Get a load of that old clag box driving past !
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sock-boxing

1.) v. To stare blankly without letting anything enter your mind. 2.) v. defragging the brain.
Dan was so bored he didn't even pretend to listen. He was just sitting there sock-boxing while I was telling the story about my grandmother's new cat...
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Box state Bottle Pop

Oraly destroying a girl till she's about to throw up then holding your penis in her throat like cork until the pressure builds and you pull out making her gag to point where she sprays vomit everywhere.
Yesterday my girl hit an amazing box state bottle pop
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