by ugdrays December 4, 2020

by Sabe154 July 21, 2019

the love of my life. he’s amazing, funny, edgy, easy to get along with. he’ll always have great stories and is really loyal. I don’t deserve him. also we’re not even dating but I want to be..?
by livelifedieyoung May 11, 2019

The D Tout is the act involving an unattractive fat chick who tries to use an attractive males' inebriation as a vehicle to take advantage of him sexually. This usually doesn't happen when the male is just buzzed, this usually happens when he is blackout drunk.
Person 1 "How was your New Years Eve party? Did ya fuck with any hoes?
Person 2 "Yo, don't even ask. I fuckin woke up buck naked the next morning and there was a girl's pair of jeans next to me that I could have used as a parachute!"
Person 1 "Damn bro. You got The D Tout!"
Person 1 "What you doin tonight playa? Ima go get fuckin hammered at the bar down down the street and try to bring home some bitch.. It's 3 dollar whiskey shots until midnight! You should come on up"
Person 2 " Nah man, I gotta stay home with my girlfriend, she says I go out too much. But hey, don't get too fucked up. You don't wanna bring home some heifer and get The D Tout!"
Person 2 "Yo, don't even ask. I fuckin woke up buck naked the next morning and there was a girl's pair of jeans next to me that I could have used as a parachute!"
Person 1 "Damn bro. You got The D Tout!"
Person 1 "What you doin tonight playa? Ima go get fuckin hammered at the bar down down the street and try to bring home some bitch.. It's 3 dollar whiskey shots until midnight! You should come on up"
Person 2 " Nah man, I gotta stay home with my girlfriend, she says I go out too much. But hey, don't get too fucked up. You don't wanna bring home some heifer and get The D Tout!"
by Bill Butterfield August 11, 2020

by ferar417 September 13, 2020

by SmallDTimmy October 6, 2016

Niki D kinda looks like a pedophile/rapist, and most likely is one. Sometimes he will sleep alone on a bench in some high school with his signature outfit: a black hoodie and Jean's. Niki D probably cries every night because his own parents forgot his own name, and call him Niki D too
by Bruh7173749 January 28, 2020
