by Imhim432 July 31, 2023
Get the When Joe has ligma mug.When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.
"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
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Get the Joe M mug.The act of taking a dump in a toilet and then when you’re finished, immediately start jerking off and eventually ejaculate in the same toilet without previously flushing. This act usually occurs when a man is running low on time and needs to get both out of the way quickly.
Kostas: “where the hell is Dylan? We are gonna be late for the show”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”
Kostas: “disgusting”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”
Kostas: “disgusting”
by TheGreekGenius February 8, 2023
Get the Salty Joe mug.Joey is the nickname for the person who invented the name “Karen.” Joe is an emotionally insecure person who lacks critical thinking skills and lacks emotional intelligence. Joe can be male or female. Joe gets offended at objective feedback and rejects any information that is not homogenized aka “popular”. Joe has poor hygiene practices, has a diet of mostly over-processed food, gets little to any exercise, and is not a life-long learner, but Joe does accept any information disseminated via mainstream media as gospel. Joe feels ego-attacked by Karen because Karen is holistically healthy, usually is correct when she speaks because she does her research, and she knows how to admit personal fallible and how to take personal responsibility ...skills that Joe does not possess.
Joe is ranting about Karen via social media again, because Karen is discussing topics above his IQ and she’s defending humanity for which Joe benefits, while Joe cowers in fear, makes passive-aggressive comments, while secretly feeling inferior and powerless.
by Analytical Perspective September 26, 2020
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A profound statement pertaining to work ethics, in which somebody should avoid being a lazy ass, worthless, conniving trickster bitch, and instead, should adhere to a set of standards that is above the average "Joe"
A profound statement pertaining to work ethics, in which somebody should avoid being a lazy ass, worthless, conniving trickster bitch, and instead, should adhere to a set of standards that is above the average "Joe"
by Beyond the horizon July 1, 2022
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