The only known man to have a fire hose cock. He gifts little kids his nutrients and even in death his wiener is worshiped.
“Wow” said George. I want to be like king Hagen!
Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable
Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable
by PickleShed December 6, 2023
Get the king Hagenmug. A man that was blessed by the orgasm God's.. he gives orgasms to women so intense it sometimes kills them out of sheer pleasure..
by Pussy samurai February 20, 2023
Get the King Flumerfeltmug. "Dude, Moose is definetly the spew king, the other day he spewed sideways, and one time it went over his head."
by Moose Cianci January 26, 2006
Get the Spew Kingmug. The king of the grims and the hardest rapper there is/ mostly sing about heart break and loss. Always sexually active towards his significant other.
by KG Chronicles November 20, 2023
Get the king gremlinmug. An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)
by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021
Get the King Pootermug. by MasterSteve00 March 1, 2005
Get the king of battlemug. a shitty school i went to which is full of twats and the teachers are sexist mr broad everyone hates you there is squashed peas on the floor of the PE room/lunch hall. we all go to queensbridge school search it up.
by dasagne May 19, 2023
Get the kings heath primary schoolmug.