second hand act

Personal Cringe one feels watching the act of another.

What a second hand act! Joey was just here and already whipped & nae nae’d

by Wordsmithbihtadah March 2, 2024

hershey hands

When someone doesn't wash their hands after they poop, leaving feces in between their nails and embedded in their cuticles.

Watch out when Grandma pinches your cheeks.

Can also be used as a nick name. Example: Grandma Hershey Hands

I wouldn't eat that dip if I were you. Grandma double dipped and she's got Hershey Hands.

Oh no, Grandma Hershey hands is eating my fries!

by LittleVirus489 January 30, 2023

Hand Johncock

When you write your name with your urine in the snow

If you could just put your Hand Johncock right here…

by linkslice1 June 21, 2024

babies and hand grenades

Something happening that is fucking nuts

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here

by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017

Second-hand snap

When someone sends you a snapchat that was also posted on their story

"I know Josh's ass did not just send me a second-hand snap after i sent him a direct one"

by Subsudan February 9, 2017

ranch-hand

A leader who will do anything to accomplish their goals. This is especially the case when it causes the suffering and painful death of people, including their constituents.

(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)

Hello, I am Commander "Ranch-Hand" Smith. I am best known for pushing one of my privates into the line of fire to use as a distraction to escape.

by PresidentMarena August 9, 2021

Holden Hands

Refers to either:

(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.

(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.

I love helping da less-privileged and physically/emotionally-infirm members of da human race, so I signed up wif Holden Hands. Da work was indeed totally satisfying and rewarding; da only prob was dat whenever I was paired wif one or more cutie-chick volunteers to perform community-assistance tasks, I always wanted to just "cuddle 'n' snuggle" wif said friendly adorable blinky-eyed damsels all day, and so we'd never get any work done --- kinda difficult to do much of anything when a marshmallow-hearted guy is cradling you on his lap, cooingly interlacing his fingers wif yers, and savoringly flexing yer toes and kneading yer arches and heels. Fortunately we were able to brainstorm a solution dat was palatable for all parties --- da lovely ladies smilingly agreed to let me rub their pretty feet during our lunch hours (oh, they loved "holden hands" wif me, too, of course --- da reason dat they were giving me access to just their tootsies during dat period was merely so dat their hands would be free to maneuver their food to their mouths), and then sit wif me after da workday was done for more misty-eyed foot-massages and hand-holding. So my being able to always gleefully look forward to said extremities-sharing delights kept me contented and happy throughout da workday, and thus allowed us all to perform our assigned duties without interruption.

by QuacksO March 1, 2023