John

There are many definitions on John, for there are many types of John.
1. That one cool dude you can appreciate

2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate

3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal
4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not
5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not
6. ext..

So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.

"Hey, do you remember John?"
"What type of John? "
"The cool one."
"Yeah, he was a cool John."

by Weirdalltheway September 2, 2022

John

About 1 and 30 people are named John, so if you walk up behind 30 random people and whisper in their ear "I know where you live John", you're probably going to scare the fuck out of one of them.

Me: "I know where you live John"

Guy: "Bitch my name is Michael Jordan"

by AgentComet March 14, 2022

John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.

Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*

by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019

John cena

An invisible man

John cena is missing

by LeBron James 848324983989342 July 28, 2022

John Chase

slower typer than Romina

John Chase is a way slower typer than Romina, no contest needed.

by Animor November 23, 2021

John

the most smexiest asian in the world. he is very kind, cute and girls love him. he is a very good friend you will want to have.

hey john you are very cute

by collllsiwppa October 19, 2019

John Madden

John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.

:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?

Woman: No!

John: Why?

Woman: Cuz you are John madden

by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017