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Beer-handed

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.
I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!
by anGelo68 May 25, 2016
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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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Hand Shandy

To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person
Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride
by Mrs hand shandy March 19, 2023
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kamryn hand

a small teenage youtuber who is known for her random type videos. shes kinda in the beauty industry, but not really. in conclusion, kamryn hand makes youtube videos, and does her makeup for the internet. lol
kamryn hand posted a new video today!
by thekeemstarofsmallyoutubers November 8, 2018
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Kamryn hand

A youtuber, that makes fun of her self with funny jokes/comedy, or funny editing. Overall she’s nice to people.
Kamryn hand is actually funny.

I know, I think it’s her editing.
by YouTubedefinitions November 1, 2018
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oopma hands

oopma hands - the result of excess sun exposure wearing golf gloves. Your arms and face become overly tan while your hands are not.
His oopma hands are such an eye sore. I told him not to golf so much with the gloves on.
by Barlz June 1, 2010
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Hand

Useless worker or the new guy.

Usually used in industrial plant work or construction
You're just a hand, all you're good for is holding a wrench.

Look here, hand.
by Jack White. September 25, 2020
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