guitar god

One who is best guitar player.

Steve Vai is a guitar god compared to Jared dines

by Goodnhammerd May 17, 2022

Water of God

When you get up in the middle of the night and take a drink of water that feels like it’s come from a spring blessed by god himself.

Person1: I was so thirsty last night and I went a got a drink. It was water of god.

by UnTen May 22, 2022

Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working

Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*

by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020

God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"

Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro

by Renegade69 July 25, 2016

Is that God to you

No it isn't God to me you fucking retard

Retard "Is that God to you? Eheh... Eheh..."

Hym "Wrong level of abstraction and you're defaulting back to you're initial assumption which is literally the reason I'm more famous than you."

by Hym Iam July 15, 2023

Ness God

Finesse god, clever, sexy, charming, pulls women with effortless communication and body language accuracy.

"Damn bro, Tyler smashed Kayla and Jenny last night at the same time!? He just met them at the party last night"
"Dude is a total Ness God"

by TheKrispyDog May 12, 2021

God water

Is being better then being cracked and a god at a game

My friend:BRO UR SO GOD WATER

:Me Thx

by Purplegod100 July 17, 2021