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Dirty Minister

A church minister who enjoys engaging in messy assplay with dirty altar boys. They ususally like them ages 13-17. The boys are usually willing participants and enjoy exchanging cock plunging with the priest who rams them like cattle.

Also the act of sticking one's finger in one's ass and making a cross on the forehead of a sexual partner.
Me and the Dirty Minister rammed each other good last evening. Right in the back of the church. He bangs me rough.

I pulled a Dirty Minister on Debbie last week. I think it was on Ass Wednesday.
by Paul Ba. October 18, 2006
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Dirty Lady Lasso

A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.
"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."
by Lasso Victim December 26, 2007
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dirty shirt

by John081983 April 4, 2009
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Dirty Winudas

A similar act to the dirty Rodriguez, but after you pull out you still a coke bottle in her ass (bigger the better)
Man last night she let me hit it Dirty Winudas style!!
by Crazy Chicken June 25, 2009
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Dirty Wishbone

When you've thrown in the towel on actually getting to the toilet because you have great abdominal pain and can't bear to hold it any longer. The pain is cramps that stem from the explosive diarrhea you are about to release. Upon exploding from the rear, the path of your dirty rectal fluid parts ways at your taint and heads in two directions down the rear of both legs creating a wishbone effect and achieving the "Dirty Wishbone".
1. Knowing I couldn't make it across the road to the bathroom, I surrendered and stood there making a "dirty wishbone".
2. While out on a hike in the woods, I felt the urge to poop and was miles from a restroom and decided to just let it out. My friend laughed at me and pointed to the back of my legs and told me I had made a "dirty wishbone".
by max nova September 13, 2009
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Dirty Lazarus

The act of digging up someone recently buried, violating all their cavities and jizzing in them, in the hope that your seed will bring them back to life.
'My aunt died last month, I gave her such a Dirty Lazarus!'
by Dirty Scarlet January 4, 2010
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Dirty Cash

money that is obtained by illegal means.
The cops found a lot of dirty cash in the crack house after the drug bust.

"I wouldn't take any money from him. It's all dirty cash"
by nikinic February 20, 2010
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