Jack Dylan Grazer

Jack Dylan Grazer is a boy who blinded the IT fandom with comedy and cute photo shoots to hide the truth: that he smoked pot for months on end, verbally abused and cheated on Natalia Jauregui, wished death upon Aimee Katz, and used homophobic slurs.

“he’s wished death upon so many that by now everyone just calls him Jack Dylan Grazer”

by shadiesink August 11, 2018

Jolly Jack January (JJJ)

This is the 3rd phase after NNN (no nut November) and DDD(destroy dick December). It involves jacking off to Christmas music in the following pattern:
Days Times
1. 1.

2. 1.

3. 2.

4. 3
5. 5
(Amount of times is Fibonacci)
Eligibility: only the people who have completed NNN and DDD may do this!
The winner will obtain the 3Js badge for the their courage, strength and resilience and they will qualify for the next round, fingerless February.
Last note: the song must be always the same one and it has to be played at full volume on a speaker(headphones don't count but phone speaker counts as long as it's loud, 60dB ).

Your such a beast! Completed the Jolly Jack January (JJJ) !
Lost JJJ on the third day, weak.

by Alpakqua November 7, 2019

Jacked up kidney top

Pheochromocytoma, a tumor of the adrenal medulla causing it to secrete large amounts of epinephrine and norepinephrine.

"My patient in room 214 has a jacked up kidney top so I had to prescribe her phentolamine."

by David Cartwright May 17, 2007

Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges

The most delicious pieces of breaded and deep fried cheese around. The only place to get them is at O'Charleys

"the spicy jack cheese wedges from O'Charley's are the best"

by Misti Flynn June 27, 2008

quack quack no seat jack

Something a person says after taking another person's seat.

Person 1 - "Why'd you take my seat?"

Person 2 - "QUACK QUACK NO SEAT JACK!"

by Zeropunctuation December 3, 2013

Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.

I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

by Zachzilla October 28, 2020

My uncle Jack's off

A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there

"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023