COLUMBUS GUYS

Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.

Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...

by St Brendan April 26, 2019

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when a guy wiggles his tongue

Oral sex. When a guy wiggles his tongue at you, it implies that he wants to have oral.

Don't you hate it when a guy wiggles his tongue? So weird.

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Beret guy

Beret guy is often seen with a terrible haircut. He is known to be rejected by girls in a movie cinema, only to be taken back a week later. If you ever see beret guy, tell him to get a new haircut.

Haha beret guy got rejected again

by Luluand emma October 28, 2019

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Guy-Aurèle

A guy who lost himself many times with a caddie, also a mathematician.

Guy-Aurèle is a very clever guy, however, he lost himself again.

by Nawakah August 27, 2017

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guyed it

Past tense of guy it The ability of most men to come up with a plausible story to explain any question except yes or no ones.

I asked him where he was all night. He guyed it, told me he had dinner with an old friend and stayed town over night. I know who "that old friend" was AND what he ate!

by DAH September 20, 2014

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