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I'm all right Jack!

(originally: "Fuck you, Jack, I'm all right!!" - described the bitter dismay of sailors ("jacks") returning home after wartime in the Navy to find themselves not treated as patriots or heroes, but ignored / sneered at by a selfish, complacent, get-ahead society - phrase was subsequently toned down for acceptable general use.)
Attitude of "every man for himself, survival of the fittest, devil take the hindmost", ... but also, that all the possible advantages (however gained), success (however won) and satisfaction (whatever the cost to others) belong to me first!" Narrow-focus, narrow-gauge pseudo-Darwinian selfishness glorified as a sensible philosophy of society and life.
People who find it hard to say "I'm all right Jack!" outright, say to anyone they find no longer useful: "I'm trying to get my life in order right now, so can you respect that, please?!..." (just before they throw themselves laughing into more fun and merry chaos!)
by kofi May 19, 2003
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Jack Dylan Grazer

Jack Dylan Grazer is a boy who blinded the IT fandom with comedy and cute photo shoots to hide the truth: that he smoked pot for months on end, verbally abused and cheated on Natalia Jauregui, wished death upon Aimee Katz, and used homophobic slurs.
“he’s wished death upon so many that by now everyone just calls him Jack Dylan Grazer
by shadiesink August 11, 2018
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Jolly Jack January (JJJ)

This is the 3rd phase after NNN (no nut November) and DDD(destroy dick December). It involves jacking off to Christmas music in the following pattern:
Days Times
1. 1.

2. 1.

3. 2.

4. 3
5. 5
(Amount of times is Fibonacci)
Eligibility: only the people who have completed NNN and DDD may do this!
The winner will obtain the 3Js badge for the their courage, strength and resilience and they will qualify for the next round, fingerless February.
Last note: the song must be always the same one and it has to be played at full volume on a speaker(headphones don't count but phone speaker counts as long as it's loud, 60dB ).
Your such a beast! Completed the Jolly Jack January (JJJ) !
Lost JJJ on the third day, weak.
by Alpakqua November 7, 2019
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Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges

The most delicious pieces of breaded and deep fried cheese around. The only place to get them is at O'Charleys
"the spicy jack cheese wedges from O'Charley's are the best"
by Misti Flynn June 27, 2008
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Jacked up kidney top

Pheochromocytoma, a tumor of the adrenal medulla causing it to secrete large amounts of epinephrine and norepinephrine.
"My patient in room 214 has a jacked up kidney top so I had to prescribe her phentolamine."
by David Cartwright May 17, 2007
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My uncle Jack's off

A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there
"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
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quack quack no seat jack

Something a person says after taking another person's seat.
Person 1 - "Why'd you take my seat?"

Person 2 - "QUACK QUACK NO SEAT JACK!"
by Zeropunctuation December 3, 2013
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