farm handed

To shit in your hand and hit someone with it in the face

Poop dick on farm handed

by fhejgjd February 9, 2015

Hands

When a mf says something stupid you say “hands” and slap the persons hand. If the person says “no nothing” before you say “hands no nothing” the hands is canceled out.

Ty just asked me what obamas last name is, I had to get my hands for that one

by Luh Tenup February 18, 2022

Another hand touches the beacon

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches

Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon

by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021

snot hand

A term used to describe the after-effects of proundly blowing one's nose into one's bare hand and not asking for a tissue, even if your friend has one.

Kenny: "Oh my word, Henry just blew his nose into his bare hand! Who does that?"
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."

by Ailay Yuka January 24, 2008

handing out pamphlets

The term “handing out pamphlets” is a saying by that means someone was spreading information for negative or illogical reasons

I told her about my break up and she started “handing out pamphlets” at the reunion

by Ball player October 4, 2023

Cool Hand Luke

A man whos fingers are so weak they do nothing for a someone sexually

Did he make you cum? No he was a cool hand luke.

by BEXYDOWNUNDA September 10, 2025

second-hand massage

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.

Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.

by QuacksO December 9, 2023