pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.
pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"
by frickhorses September 02, 2014
by Stjoehoessuck August 15, 2022
auto response the average 13 year old boy comments on a joe goldberg edit to make them seem cool. its more unique then the typical “im batman/spiderman”
by jealoussgirlzs March 17, 2024
Popular TikTok star featured in MLB the show. Named after the IRL autistic Gaynor star Joeycheese Drippin Joe has gained over 100K on TikTok and looks to be the next Addison Rae
by Drippin Joe April 18, 2023
Joe is such an amazing boyfriend and will always treat you right, respect your boundaries. And support you with his all. He's got the prettiest eyes that mix with blue green, and a tad but of yellow. He has an amazing body but he doesn't have hardly any self esteem. He us an amazing cuddles even though he tends to fall asleep ALOT, but it's cute. He will always forgive you. Now to mention the juicy side, he is an amazing kisser and all things like that. I love all of his "flaws" and can't wait to marry him<3
by Luckygf2703 June 16, 2022
During the day of November 3rd, no matter who/what you are, you will have full permission to bop any Joe closest to you or near you.
by JoePotato2nd November 04, 2021