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Adam Smash Job

The act of getting fisted by the fictional character of "Adam Smasher" from Cyberpunk 2077
i'll take one adam smash job please.
by LTC_Doggo September 11, 2022
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Bubble Job

The bottom gets on their knees and holds onto the top's balls (like a bubble stick handle). After doing so, the person would do a normal blow job but at the end when the top cums, they go to the base of the penis and then blow like they're blowing bubbles which should cause cum to disperse out the nose and through the small open crevices of the bottom's mouth.
"I just gave my brother the best bj ever!"

"A blow job?!?"

"No!!! A bubble job, you dirty minded freak.. 😏"
by yourlittlekitten420 May 10, 2024
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Skyrim job

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".
Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.

Dan: Do it now, dude.
by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020
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band job

a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation
She gave him a band job, that’s a double whammy the lucky bitch
by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021
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testicle job

when someone slaps youre testicles for youre arousal
dude last night betty gave me a testicle job
by Damen doggy January 20, 2017
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Job Training Mentor

A person who is not necessarily lacking intelligence, or plagued with a low IQ. LACKS BOUNDARIES
PROFESSIONALISM
THE ABILITY TO SHUT UP
THE ABILITY TO NOT GOSSIP ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED CLIENTS

They know everything and are often your superior.

Commonly telling YOU how much they know and that they way they do things is the right way. Even though you know they're wrong and violating everything that you were taught in college.

Also, disregards THE Policy and Procedure Manual created by the DHS
Training consists of the following:
How pretty they use to be
Who they're fucking at work
Personal problems

Childhood Abuse
RAPE
MOLESTATION SELF/CHILDREN

EVERYONE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE TRAINER is stupid and unable to do there job. Forget what others taught you their wrong.

They have to do everything or the leave would be shut down

They need a quick break to go pop a pill
Does everything not to do their job and leaves work site every chance.

Doesn't know the answer to a question therefore takes offense to you asking.

Then targets you for knowing more than them. Labeled a "Know it All"

By the end if training, you know about the trainer's personal sexual exploitations, sexual positions, everyone wants to have sex with them, the size of other staff's penis.

All staff's personal history

Why this person who is a self proclaimed genius is working s minimum wage job!
ON THE JOB IDIOT
A Job Training Mentor is in charge of training a new hire to care for the Developmentally Delayed.
by KEEPING IT REAL, REAL DUMB October 8, 2017
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Nc Job

A sexual act when you pour heated BBQ sauce from North Carolina on your lady and let it carmalize and you eat it off her breasts and thighs
Dude Kelsie totally let me give her a NC Job last night , she still has BBQ sauce on her this morning
by Johnathan1976 July 28, 2024
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