Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.

Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank

by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022

Rim Job

When you brew a cup of coffee and the ratio produces the perfect amount of coffee to fill the cup to the rim

Damn, this v60 ratio gave me a rim job!

by Buttonwillow October 21, 2016

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

Steve jobs party

A Steve Jobs Party,is when you and your lady/gentleman friend are watching a movie (probably the one about Steve jobs with Ashton Cutcher). And Your a lil cold. So you both put on your best turtle neck sweaters. And after a while longer you two start getting hot and heavy(still wearing your turtle necks) And that my friends is a Steve Jobs Party.

"Yo bro Stacie came over last night and we watched jobs with Ashton Cutcher "
"Was it a good movie"
"Nah,we got bored and had a Steve Jobs Party "
"Nice bro!!"

by CJG753 January 14, 2018

Job

A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.

Mother: Get a job!

Father: Why won't you get a job!?

Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????

Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?

Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.

Me: what

Everyone: what

by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018

paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

Guilty job

When a girl ,who is in a relationship with somebody else, crys and says how she should not be doing this but still continues to finish the job

Guy 1- "Damn bro did you see that girl?" "Too bad she's got a boyfriend." Guy 2- "yeah she won't let you hit it, but she sure will give you a guilty job"

by Shaddrick January 24, 2019