loose balls

a person who does things stupidly or in an uncool fashion, or idiodically

"That guy just stays home and blazes all day, doesnt do shit, hes a loose balls."

"He washed his dick with dish soap--what a loose balls."

by Fini August 8, 2004

blue balls

1. A naked boy who is very, very, very cold.
2. A boy who is entranced by a girl who always leaves him at the height of sexual tension is said to give him "blue balls" (us. while boy is going through puberty).
3. A term used for cold testicles.
4. Testicles that have been painted blue.

1. "Mam, sleeping in the snow has given me blue balls!"
2. "Oh Bazza, she keeps giving me blue balls!"
3. "My blue balls are like ice cubes!"
4. "I used True Azure paint from B&Q to get these blue balls."

by Jen der Bende September 7, 2006

ball root

a small dick

by Url April 27, 2003

8 Ball

(British Slang) Offensive Slang word for a black person. The pool ball, 8 ball is black in colour

What are you doing over there talking to that 8 ball mate

by cfc G September 15, 2009

ball surf

When you're sitting on the toilet after a mega dump and you reach back for a courtesy flush. All of a sudden you feel your nads surfing right before the toilet overflows and floods your socks. Not a good feeling and one that's best avoided.

Instead of flushing, the toilet gave me a ball surf.

by Joe Guru January 11, 2017

sweaty balls

to concur, to to be in agreeance. May be used as alternative to sweet or the general yeh sure why not. Also may be used as an answer to almost any question.

jack: We're drinking tequila tonight
scott: sweaty balls

or in a sentence;

"you were killing it like boin last night, sweaty balls hey"

by sweaty balls on the coast October 7, 2008

josh-balling

1. To hang out with a group of friends for an extended period of time, only to dissapear from the face of the earth.

2. To back out on previously made plans with select individuals.

Man steve has reall been Josh-balling us this newyear.

by King of Ypsi February 6, 2010