Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs has recently passed away from a disease known as Ligma. Ligma is a deadly disease along with Etma, Sugma, and Puten, all from the originated source Candice

"Yo, did you hear how Steve Jobs died of Ligma?"
"what's Ligma?"

by sethishot69420 April 30, 2023

Eskamo Job

When one rubs their nose against a penis

Ashley gave me the best Eskamo Job last night- definitely will do again

by Kittenbaby8285 September 30, 2018

Italian job

When you use your middle finger, index finger and your thumb held like the Italian pinch to finger someone.

You only have 3 fingers how do you finger a girl?

It’s always an Italian job.

by Top G Gggggg July 19, 2021

9-to-5 job

Something that you do sooo often on a daily basis that it literally becomes your akcual 9-to-5 job.

Example sentence: I can't imagine binge-watching YouTube becoming my literal 9-to-5 job from 0.0001 seconds after I lose the self-control not to subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels in a row.

by Emotional Cruiser August 25, 2025

scam job

Job bid for 8 hrs takes Jim or John 2 hrs! Both clowns spend 6 hrs sitting in van or texting mistresses!!!!

Looks like old man loser Jim on another scam job! Must be nice! Old man loser won’t retire!!

by Wolf77 February 11, 2023

plop job

To defecate on someone, usually for sexual pleasure.

Did you hear how kinky Mike is? He let Collette give him a plop job!

by Marcus F. February 8, 2007

Warm-Up Job

The Act Of Putting Both Hands Inside And Or Down Pants?Sweatpants To Warm Them Up.

Bro It Was So Fucking Cold So I Gave Myself A Warm-Up Job.

by RedRayvyn November 5, 2011