when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.
by metchsucks August 30, 2022
When a person called Eli sucks your dick BUT ONLY THE TIP then waits to swallow the cum and regurgitate it out onto his sexy body
by Eli lover 69 July 21, 2024
The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.
Credit: Shark
Credit: Shark
by BaconGreaser January 18, 2025
Pusstitassma job: When a women flexible enough to bring her mouth close to her vagina and put her breasts over her pubic area fellatios the tip of a person's penis, while the penis makes contact with the vagina, breasts, buttocks, and mouth, it is called a Pusstitassma job.
"She gave john an amazing Pusstitassma job"
"The female yoga instructor is very skilled at Pusstitassma jobs"
"The female yoga instructor is very skilled at Pusstitassma jobs"
by Kanunibalshoshenkertta May 05, 2024
Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.
Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.
by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024
A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
by Pierced69 August 04, 2022
The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.
Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?
Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.
Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.
by UTBOTPHJ December 22, 2016