MEAT MANE

A Bountiful Blossom of pubic hair that frames an endowed cock.

When she was finished with his blow job, she relaxed and ran her fingers through his regal meat mane.

by TBAGGER76 November 13, 2025

three meat salad

Disambiguation:

Three Meat Salad can refer to high protein health food,

or to sexual acts involving multiple male participants.
Ensure clarification to avoid unpleasant situations.

Yesterday James and Dave came to my house for a Three Meat Salad and it was not entirely what i was expecting.

by Mr BS October 11, 2014

meat-cock

A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.

"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"

by Hmanlyman February 9, 2020

Stuff with meat

Your dad.

Andy: "Stuff with meat? Well I know your dad has a really really long meat. Wouldn't mind tapping that."

by CC.totally.not.up.at.4am November 25, 2023

tweazer meat

Pet name for a guy with a micro penis.

Whats up tweazer meat.

by Fruit Loop of Al November 15, 2018

slippery meat

What you call a penis when, during sexual intercourse, the penis slips out of the vagina on the pull-back and it hits and enters the anus on re-entry.

*Girl screams in pain* "Ah shit! I didn't mean to put it in your ass, I just got some slippery meat."

by uSathane April 13, 2019

Meat

1: Flesh of an animal (especially a mammal) used as food.
2: A penis.

1: Delicious, meat!
2: Delicious, meat!

by the random. October 14, 2021