by basestDefinerInIowaHistory June 24, 2021
Get the hands up don't nukemug. The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
by hso_00 October 4, 2018
Get the Dorito Handsmug. Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018
Get the helen keller with broken handsmug. A viral video of a man named John Jacobson doing choreography for together we sing. The video has had over one million views and hundreds of people have remixed it.
“Hey dude watch this super funny video of this guy acting like an absolute insane person”
“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”
“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”
“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”
“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”
by Bored Bitch May 11, 2019
Get the Dream Hands Dancemug. by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025
Get the Pussy Hand Grenademug. A Woman or Man who provides a much needed service to the horny people in the world ....... if you get what i mean ;)
Man 1: Shelly is the biggest hand artist in the town.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.
by Handy McAndy November 17, 2013
Get the hand artistmug. by the dictionary of random shit June 3, 2019
Get the pistol-handingmug.