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Arvada West High School

The straight Wildcat cousin of the MEGA-gay Ralston Valley Mustang. Where the women are hot, the men are dreamy, the school is legendary and they RULE all known areas of Jefferson County 5a Academic and Athletic life.
That poor gay (not that there's anything wrong that :)) Mustang looks so pitiful next to that AWESOME, smoking hot Arvada West High School Wildcat.
That sad looking Mustang really wishes it could be an Arvada West High School Wild Cat.

If you go to A-West you'll be the best, If you go to RV you'll have a ba-by.
by BigFatDaddy May 25, 2011
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Lakota West High School

A school that is practically bankrupt because the principal hates his life and wants to make everyone else miserable. The tax payers are too stupid to vote for a school levy probably because they are all Obama supporters. They wish they could just cease to exist so all of the kids could go to Mason where everyone has a brand new car. We also have a cop that thinks he's all that but in reality, he makes minimum wage and frankly, should be working at McDonalds. Maybe the school could save some money by turning off the overly used A/C.
Friend 1: Dude the Lakota West High School principal took away my headphones today...
Friend 2: I heard he sells them on eBay to make up for the failed levies.
Principal: shhhh or I'll take your iPhone too, I only have tmobile coz im so poor
by AwesomeCop August 1, 2012
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East Windsor High School

A small school with less than 500 people. Majority of people smoke way to much marijuana and often claim that they drink a lot. More guys than girls but that's okay because most of the girls are ugly. There isn't one person in that whole school that is trustworthy and every body knows everybody. Too much drama for such a small school. Everybody say batchie but nobody really knows what it means. The school is often call PoPuLaTiOn 500
Johnny: Have you ever heard of East Windsor High School?

Timmy: HA! Yeah...fuck that gay school
by chirpatyaboii November 11, 2010
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Torrey Pines High School

A high school in San Diego known for fugly guys, ugly whores with mini skirts that show the bottom of their ass crack, who wear Juicy Couture when they dont know what the fuck couture even means. Douchbag guys who believe they are cool when in reality they couldnt even get an asian nerd to date their ass.

Also a place to find some cheap weed in desperate times.

Since its in the suburbans, they think everyone is rich so the cafeteria sells a motherfucking slice of shitty pizza that is a week old for $3 and $4 smoothies that literally taste worse than rotten elderly ass.
Guy 1: Man you goin to torrey pines high school next year as a freshman?
Guy 2: Yeah dude is that a bad idea?
Guy 1: Go to urbandictionary and look up torrey pines then tell me if you want to go there.
by Krizzly420 June 10, 2011
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Highlands Ranch High school

The worst high school in the suburban wonderland of Colorado. Extremely conformist, even though everyone seems to claim their cliques individuality.
You shouldn't go to Highlands Ranch High school if you don't smoke marijuana, or you don't play sports.
by !Olivia! October 4, 2008
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Corinth-Holders High School

In the small town of Wendell, NC (a wannabe version of Clayton, NC), there lies a school that stole more than half of the population at Clayton High School and Smithfield-Selma High. We call it Corinth-Holders High School, where no one knows or cares to know where the hell it got it's name from. Corinth-Holders High currently consists of 9th and 10th graders, in which they all despise this pathetic excuse for a new high school. This school has ruined the district lines. No wonder Johnston County's broke as fuck. And not only this, but they also suspend students for using lotion.
Rose: So, Emely, what high school do you go to now?
Emely: I go to Corinth-Holders High School now.
Rose: You should seriously think about going back to South Johnston. I hear the staff there eat puppies.
Emely: So that's what happened to Sparky...
by ermoesley. May 4, 2011
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Redford Union High School

Biggest rumor mill on the face of the earth. All you learn here is who's banging who, who's pregnant with who's baby, who fought who, who's going to fight who, who's on what kind of drugs, who's a slut, etc. And you know what? Most of it's not true.
Non-R.U. goer: "I don't know if this girl is a skank or not."
His buddy: "Well ask around Redford Union High School."
Non-R.U. goer: "Eureka!"

Both are moving on to be totally misinformed.
by Truth-Speaker1201 May 25, 2009
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