Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.
John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.
by cocksucker699 February 08, 2024
You might have seen his (John Serna) face before, however no real backstory has yet been given to that exact image. So it is known why it is a thing.
by MrWaltenson June 07, 2022
A versatile saying, phrase, action, noun, or adjective. Could be used reactionary, mid-sentence, or as an insult.
1. "Just John Passant me that gyatt G"
2. "On John Passant you ain't getting these chips"
3. "Who am I? John Passant."
2. "On John Passant you ain't getting these chips"
3. "Who am I? John Passant."
by CharlesGremmyG November 04, 2024
Skadoosh.
Those who know what happened at the tennis courts 😈
On the 12th Day of Rizzmas, my Sigma gave to me
12 Balkans Raging
11 Alphas edging
10 Rizzlers Rizzing
9 Flicker Goons
8 Costcos Booming
7 Chicken Bakes
6 Aura Points
5 Those who know
4 Skibbidi toilets
3 Mangos Mogging
2 Lunchly Munching
And a Hawk Tuah Spit on that thang
Those who know what happened at the tennis courts 😈
On the 12th Day of Rizzmas, my Sigma gave to me
12 Balkans Raging
11 Alphas edging
10 Rizzlers Rizzing
9 Flicker Goons
8 Costcos Booming
7 Chicken Bakes
6 Aura Points
5 Those who know
4 Skibbidi toilets
3 Mangos Mogging
2 Lunchly Munching
And a Hawk Tuah Spit on that thang
Those who know Ryan John . Skadoosh.
by Brazilian filckergooner December 27, 2024
by Bitchiest bitch in town February 06, 2022