Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.

“You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop”

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”

by Wilksonstilks December 18, 2021

Poop Sock Gambit

Where you use the magical squares of chess such as h9 or e0 to your advantage in a game of chess.

Arjun: CHECKMATE

Logan: Wrong, I have the Poop Sock Gambit

(moves king to g8)

by logasdhasdjahsdkjhasjhkjhk May 31, 2022

Poop Salesman

When you push poop through someone’s mail slot.

Ralph tends to become a poop salesman when he is mad at people.

by Poop monster 555 December 25, 2022

baka poop

Doodoo that comes from imposter booty.

Eww bro! Is that baka poop?

by MuzzleDoof August 5, 2021

Poop

A poopy

I made a poopy at the Poughkeepsie Poo Palace. It was poop.

by aletheioveritas January 2, 2018

fridge poop

A crep ton of dust under ur fridge

Now to remove the fridge poop

by Not you, that’s for sure. September 18, 2020

poop laugh

When you laugh so hard you poop you self

Oh no I did a poop laugh

by loz73 May 1, 2016