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Skyrim job

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".
Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.

Dan: Do it now, dude.
by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020
mugGet the Skyrim jobmug.

funnel job

when a guy lays on his stomach and a girl shoves a funnel up his ass and pisses in it
when her boyfriend passed out she gave him a funnel job.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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national blow job day

this day is held any day in november 😛
“hey its national blow job day!”
woopie!!”
by imadethissomybfcanbehappy October 28, 2023
mugGet the national blow job daymug.

Brown Job

A brown job is typically a job that is done to a high standard, niggers would use this to show their gratitude to each other once complete.
Pathway looks nigger, brown job!
by 丁骨牛排 October 2, 2024
mugGet the Brown Jobmug.

Skyline Job

Oh god dam krissy gave me a Skyline Job yesterday
by BigMeatDaddy April 20, 2022
mugGet the Skyline Jobmug.

Executive Blow Job

When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.
"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"
by WhateverDuntCare February 4, 2018
mugGet the Executive Blow Jobmug.

colon job

someone licking out someone's colon. (inside of the anus)
oh no he just gave me a colon job, now his mouth taste like my bung hole.
by colon man October 21, 2008
mugGet the colon jobmug.

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