Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman

Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you

by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023

Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs

An example where you spend a Billion Pounds, then bottle it in finals, like @Chelsea FC

Gary Neville described Chelsea as "Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs" as they were beaten in the Carabao Cup final by an injury-hit Liverpool, who were playing their under 13s

by DJ Chimpy March 12, 2024

Armenian Neck Job

An act of faking an injury during a car accident in hopes get a insurance check

Person #1: yo how did you get your insurance company to pay you so much money
Person #2: Just do the Armenian Neck Job

by SamSam42069 July 15, 2023

Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 18, 2018

Job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.

Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.

by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024

job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.

I fucking hate work. Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.

by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024

Stuff Job

when someone preforms the act of shoving a needle down your urethra, while you recieve a hand job

"hey whats wrong man?"

"last night when betty came over she gave me a stuff job and now i cant pee."

by cling my shaft January 02, 2010