monkey awareness month

an awareness month dedicated to my wonderful cockroach of a best friend <3

"Yo have you heard that it's monkey awareness month?"
"Why the hell would monkeys have a whole month dedicated to them?"
"Hey, don't bully my best friend"

by beabadoobee listener May 13, 2023

Norwegian thunder monkey

the act of taking a humongous shit at a vilocity so fast when it hits the water it breaks the sound barrier

so how was you date Tom? not good, I ate del taco last night for dinner and had to drop a Norwegian thunder monkey so they had to clear the restaurant we were in because of the sheer smell

by phil_Mccracken69 April 7, 2021

Monkey ass ripper

When a black man poops all over white girls and keeps going until everything falls out his ass hole.

OMG my Friend Jamal is doing the Monkey ass ripper To my Friends dog.

by Dooki man May 26, 2021

arabian monkey tooth

To pop someone’s tooth out and lodge metal shrapnel or bones into the gap

Steve: Did you see what happened to Ricky?
Logan: Yeah! Didn’t those bastards give him an Arabian Monkey Tooth

by Yak on Crack May 26, 2021

rocks a monkeys ass

Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity.

I just got sold out playoff tickets, that rocks a monkeys ass.

by CMorgan April 25, 2006

the funky monkey dance

what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.

I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.

by the only smart person in the world January 27, 2006

Ass monkey

See also Rufus

Rufus is my favourite ass-monkey.

by Not Mr Canada Eh March 22, 2003